Yesterday, around 1 PM.

I watched my feet wriggle around under the blankets, making little shapes out of the sheet over top of them. My back was starting to hurt just a bit from 4 or 5 hours of lying on this hard bed, but nothing that would make me complain, really. The nurse was talking but I wasn’t really listening. One leg clamped to the bed, the other free, I was restricted somewhat in what movements I could make, and what shapes I could coax out of the sheet. I was numb all over, but not from the procedure, really.

The procedure itself was pretty simple; the prep takes longer than the event itself. First they make you get into the hospital gown and lie on the bed and a nurse comes over and shaves the area about to be toyed with. A bunch of questions are asked, and then you wait. And wait and wait. Finally a nurse comes over with 8 pills and a small cup of water to drink them with. It’s apparently 800mg of some blood thinner drug; it’s so you don’t clot. You get an IV device put in but not hooked up to anything, and some blood taken. Then you wait some more.

Finally they wheel you into the room. The only part of the actual procedure that hurts is when they jab your inner thigh with the local anaesthetic. After that it’s just a series of warm sensations as they pump dye through your body and look at you’re blood vessels on the xray. You’re awake for the whole thing, but unfortunately the monitors are out of your sightline, so you don’t get to see it. The best part is when they put in a different dye for your heart itself; the nurse warned me “you will feel a bit warm for a couple of seconds here, then it will go away”. What an understatement. For about 2 seconds my whole body felt about 30 degrees hotter, from the inside! It was a very groovy feeling; I told the nurse they could market this rush on the street! That part alone kinda made the whole procedure a bit interesting. We look for small victories when we’re in a losing war I guess đŸ˜‰ .

Afterwards they wheel you out of the operating/xray room back to that waiting room, and a nurse comes over and clamps your leg to the bed. They use a large c-clamp, and basically they want to keep pressure on the femoral artery so you don’t bleed out; it is a major artery and they did just put a tube in it, leaving a small hole… This was really the most unpleasant part of the whole procedure; it doesn’t hurt, but it’s annoying as all get out. After 30 minutes they come and take the clamp off, but you’re not allowed to move that leg or lift your head for 2 more hours…keep strain off the wound… Being someone who hates being completely immobile for periods of time, this created alot of stress for me. Then they tell you to go home and keep chill for a couple days.

The stress was only increased by the results of the test, which were told to me basically 2 minutes after I was wheeled out of the procedure room. I have four major blockages, one of which is 100% blocked. Which means I will be going for open heart surgery sometime in the next couple of months, to get at least 3 bypassed, possibly all 4. The good news is that if there’s one organ which our medical system has had practice fixing, it’s the heart. But still…I’m 40, mostly healthy, and have alot going on…quadruple bypasses happen to old guys not me! I can’t take 2 months off work! Sitting around doing nothing, being bored and punchy…I get bored and punchy after a long weekend! Which is why I was a bit numb and not really listening to the nurse yesterday, around 1 PM.

Open heart surgery…wow…


4 comments so far

  1. kasia on

    I’m glad you were able to pull something interesting out of the whole experience, though knowing you, I’m pretty sure your lighthearted (no pun intended) comments are just a front for the nervousness you must be feeling. Clay, I truly believe you have a lot of things left to achieve and a lot of love to give. Therefore this is just a trial. I hope it helps even just a teensy tiny bit to know that a lot of people love you, including me. (And if that doesn’t make you feel better, well, just think – 2 months of respite from the office… Yay!)

  2. Rosie on

    Open heart surgery?? That is nuts…
    Being 40 just means you will recover from the surgery faster than a 60 year old…And after the surgery, you can continue on as usual!

  3. Shannon on


    Ruth has been keeping me updated on everything. I hadn’t asked you about any of this because I figured if you wanted to talk, you would and I didn’t want to be intrusive. I know I wasn’t ready to discuss my own health stuff with everyone right off the bat.

    I’m sorry you have to go through all of this, however I am GLAD they found this sooner than later, while you are still young and can bounce back, I have absolutely no doubt you will do just that.

    Call me twisted if you want, but I think we all need a swift kick in the ass now & then to get us back on the right track (I know I did for sure). I think this is the Universe taking a big boot to your (as you might say) sweet cheeks and giving you some life altering choices to make.

    Sooooo hop to it boy and get yourself well soon. I know you have everyone’s support.

    My thoughts, best wishes and prayers are with you, as always!

  4. Cage on

    You were doing all the right stuff before this proceedure so hopefully the healthier lifestyle won’t come as such a shock to your system.

    You take off the time that you need to let your body heal. Keep us posted about your surgery!

    Wishing you all the best!

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